Who would cook crawfish like that



by Rude-Mycologist8034

45 Comments

  1. wizardrous

    I like how not only did she not wash the vegetables, but she actually said it out loud, like not washing them was a recommendation!

  2. “Stomach gonna sound like boots in the dryer”. I’m filling that one for later that’s funny.

  3. Crashy1620

    Not washing mushrooms should be considered a crime.

  4. clumsysuperman

    Magnesium Citrate is common for cleaning the crawfish but they need to thoroughly rinse them after. I’m hoping they did that or it’s bubbleguts for everyone.

  5. IAteSushiToday

    A horrible recipe paired with some random person stating the obvious.

  6. Son_of_Sophroniscus

    That magnesium thing seemed perfectly fine. Yeah, there’s gonna be shit, that’s why you wash your crawl daddies, drain the dirty water and throw out the dead ones.

    The pineapple thing was pointless, tho… That’s the stupidest part of this

  7. Cooler_coooool_boi

    Not that it even matted after the laxatives but I like how she tossed in more, unpeeled, garlic even though the first thing she did was toss in an entire jar of minced garlic

    As If the crawfish shit wasn’t already gonna make your breath smell like pure unfettered ass.

  8. Lovedontlove77

    More garlic 🧄 ?! Dirt Diarrhea Dinner

  9. rohrschleuder

    Is it citrate (sigh-trate) or citrate (si-trate)?

  10. LauraPalmer911

    It’s like Guantanamo for crawfish up in here.

  11. NinjaMcGee

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    Those poor GD crawfish.

  12. AjaxOilid

    Should’ve added unwashed dogshit for a complete recipe

  13. Cautious-Bug9388

    Calling things unwashed like that is somehow a flex. Jesus Christ.

  14. fibericon

    I see a floating head in front of the video, I downvote. I’ll decide how I’m going to react – not you.

  15. ParadiseValleyFiend

    I know nothing about crawfish boils but I trust this man.

  16. Adventurous-Onion463

    “Im so sorry. Dem Crawfish died for nothing. Every single one of them died with diarrhea.”

    🤣🤣

  17. ghettoccult_nerd

    yea yea yea, its easy to talk that shit but let a mafk be on site. bet youre gonna get a plate, eat your fill, work around the unnecessary ass spongebob house, drink they beer and be fat and happy.

    you mafks dont be gettin enough fiber anyway, a lil magnesium citrate wont kill ya.

  18. clitter-box

    the shit finna be shittin, it finna be shit 😂

  19. cat_selling_souls

    See, it’s things like this that make me thankful that I’m allergic to crustaceans because I want no part of this.

    Though I do hear the crawfish are planning to throw an afterlife party in the bathroom. Claws up, pants down, them crawfish are about to make you paint the porcelain brown.

  20. I hate mudbugs, but even I know you wash EVERYTHING.

    And jarlic needs to be outlawed!!!!

  21. TylerBWild

    He didnt even get to the best part, iirc they also put fucking RAVIOLI in there

  22. FLAMBIBULA

    A pineapple to let other couples know that they swing.

  23. Ok_Leg8897

    This entire video is one big “hold on”

  24. Skeletor-P-Funk

    Bet their kitchen is filthy and their toilet bowls are crusty.

    Adding Magnesium Citrate to crawfish to clean their digestive tract is also an one-hundred percent apocryphal thing to do, and does not in any way affect their digestive system in the way that it does humans, or just mammals in general.

    Clean fresh water with salt and some time is the best method to clean them out due to their physiology, not dumping Walmart brand laxative on them. It’s not safe, not necessary, and has no basis in any science, or culinary usefulness.

  25. BuildingWide2431

    I am going to preface this by saying, I am white. I do like to cook and I take the time to research recipes and techniques of various cuisines.

    This reminds me of a coworker who didn’t like cooking, but since she was the mom, she was stuck with the job.

    On more than one occasion she described making a “dump cake” – just throw a bunch ingredients in a pan and pop it in the oven. Tasted -ehh. Looked like someone took a dump. Lots of other low effort recipes she would make. This is typical “white” food.

    Please, please, PLEASE. Have some respect for yourself, the people you feed, and the ingredients you use.

    Maybe it’s judging a book by its cover, if this is the way you cook, it tells me a lot about you as a person – unserious, uncurious…

    We don’t have to cook by trial and error – let the trial and error be trying different recipes and seeing if you like the results – you can always tweak them to your liking. This is just ignoring the health and safety of your family and guests.

  26. Ok-Opposite-4932

    For those who may not know, pineapple tends to soak up everything in the boil to the extreme. Spicy boil – super spicy pineapple. Diarrhea boil – life ending pineapple

  27. Koshekuta

    Ok. I need help understanding something. If you cook them like this, wouldn’t you *always* have shit, if the magnesium worked or not? I mean if shit is in their system, it’s in their system.

    I admit I have no idea how crayfish are enjoyed, what part of it you eat etc. I have never tried eating them as I just assumed I’m allergic because I have prawn and shrimp shellfish allergy. But I imagine if you don’t kill them beforehand to remove the parts you don’t eat, all the bad stuff goes into your pot.

  28. Rangerup101

    Its “Sit-Trate” not “SIGH-Trai- actually Nvm

  29. welfedad

    Crawfish was good but shit my brains out for a few days

  30. halfcuprockandrye

    Crawdads are easily the worst crustacean, there’s a reason people cook them like this.

  31. ZepTheNooB

    The whole video just kept on getting worse and worse.

  32. ParkkTheSharkk

    If we’re being fair, only a psychopath would wash corn after shucking it

  33. Butthole_Ticklah

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  34. CanWeNapPlease

    Tiktokers is the new Buzz Feed. They take top comments of the most popular socials the first time this video went viral, and then they make their own video pretending they be original with their reactions.

  35. sunkist-sucker

    ‘the crawfish finna be shittin, YOU finna be shittin, the SHIT finna be shittin…’

  36. Built-in-Light

    Y’all never been to the south and it shows. This is a 100% standard crawfish boil and it’s 100% delicious. Community event, primarily.

  37. ProfessionalSoup7683

    It’s been years, and I still don’t know what finna is supposed to mean.

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